can-my-otps-just-fuck-already:

okaytrue:

*comes across a slight inconvenience*
me: you know what would solve this ????? death

bepeu:

i just need a hug(e amount of money)

cakeandotheredibles:

im not saying i deserve to be rich and famous im just saying i feel like i was supposed to be

kryptojuice:

“r u taken?” yes bitch taken for granted

blehmieux:

it’s so disturbing to think back and realize the stuff you allowed people to do to you simply because you didn’t respect yourself enough to not let it happen

meloetta:

meloetta:

*says ‘idk’ at the end of something sappy and romantic so i still seem cool and detached*

*begins my wedding vows with ‘tbh’ and ends them with ‘idk’*